Bunker Architect Prints

"This will be your office. There's a flashlight and whistle if you need to attract attention."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

God in the bunker.

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Sheds

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

Little Nipper Sandpit

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

Analysts have said the US and Russia are closer to nuclear war than ever. The outcome of the election tomorrow will probably determine whether we live in mediocrity … or whether we suffer a nuclear apocalypse in which a crafty café owner, who's squirreled away scones and ammunition in a vast network of underground bunkers, could rise to become feudal warlord of a brand new world. So ... who are you voting for again? The person I've been preparing ever since 2nd grade to vote for.

Safe harbour

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"I hate sand traps."

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'

Pick Your Own Legacy.

Acme Crazy Straws

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

'Children are out of the question, Margaret. One day all this would be theirs and I just couldn't stand that.'

Today, our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington. In my day, we built bunkers ten feet underground and stocked them with tuna fish. We planned to sit out the apocalypse down there, eating tuna on crackers and playing Scrabble. Tomorrow, our quest continues ...

Now that he had done all the big adult stuff, maybe everybody would just leave him alone.

'Finial, spire, roof...agnostic'

"Gerald. . . you need to stop stockpiling food!"