Bundled-up Buddy Mugs

"Okay. . . I've had the dog out for his walk . . . can we please come in now. . . ?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Frigid Cold

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'This is my mom and dad.'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

Sheep

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Tender and Juicy.'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

Adventure

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'

You can only get hit from the rear!

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

'Doris, I love it when we...well, you know.'

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

'Telephone sex in New England'

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'