Bumper Cars Pillows

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

Bumper Car Police Chase.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Don't drive like you normally do, dear...they'll throw you off the ride."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

I brake for federal bailouts.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

I break for toilet paper

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Honk if you're holy.

Parts of an automobile

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Bumper Limos

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Made in Sweden.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.