Bullying Prevention Pillows

School boy nicknames: then and now.

'Mr Sumo's kindly come along to show us what to do if we're ever bullied!'

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."

America, are we learning anything?

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'racism is the new black.'

AIDS prevention

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

'Your father installed a security system.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"You're not from around here...are you?"

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

Neighborhood Watch.

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."