Bullfighting Commentary Prints

'Grievous bodily harm and the crowd is cheering! That's it, I'm calling my lawyer!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"You're afraid of what?"

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Matador.

Bull Treadmill

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"I keep seeing red flags."

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Bull with gun

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

"This time, she went too far."

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Grow up Dudley!

'Finder's, keepers.'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

Matador Taxidermy

Boxing Bull Fight

A matador faces off a tiny bull

'Now where did I put that cape?'

'Bench-clearing brawl!'