Bullfight Observer Pillows

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"You're afraid of what?"

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Matador.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"I keep seeing red flags."

Bull Treadmill

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Grow up Dudley!

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

"This time, she went too far."

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

Bull with gun

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

Matador Taxidermy

A matador faces off a tiny bull

'Now where did I put that cape?'

'Bench-clearing brawl!'

Boxing Bull Fight