Bulldog Admirers Prints

Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Not here - home!'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Chasebook

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Watchdog on Holiday

"Gesundheit!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Prepper Dog

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

When Dogs Rule

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"You should run for president."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Dog fetches dice

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."