Building Snowmen T-Shirts

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

"Quick - it's melting faster than we can build it!"

Frankenstein as a boy

"The snow came from the clouds, but it was assembled in America."

'I said a snowMAN Dad!'

I can't eat my carrot. It's for my snowman.

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"You say snowman, I say snow woman. So, let's compromise by singing 'Frosty the Snow Person'."

"He's growing up!"

Child building a snowman

"So, that's what happened to the vacuum cleaner hose..."

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio

Hockey player and snowman

Frosty, The Abominable Snowman

'No, I won't pay $200 for a silk top hat for your snowman!'

A snowman is hit with a snowball.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Mum, Dad, this is Kevin, the snowman I'm building."

'It is very nice son , but the carrot was meant to be for his nose...!!'

Jack and the Snowman.

'My balls are freezing!'

"Okay all of you stay right where you are, the murderer may still be near."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'The family's really snowballing.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Like the nose job? Look for the kid with vegetable peeler!'

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

Snowman

"Bless You."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."