Building Safety Mugs

'Bob will be Godzilla in this structural integrity test.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Man using to much bug spray

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Smokey The Tree"

Do it yourself books.

Baby on board.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"