Building Blocks Pillows

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'I need a new toy!'

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"Oh, no, Peter has legoed himself into his room!"

"Hey, we both know kids who got sucked into the glamor and excitement of kindergarten, played all-out and had no game left for first grade."

"Gracie, how come you never play doctor anymore?"

"...All I got was a new box of lego blocks!"

'He was a slow starter. At playschool he was different from all the other four-year-olds... he was eleven!'

Mr. Blok's nap is his daughter's opportunity.

"Sorry about the expletive."

'How many times do I have to tell you kids? When you've finished playing with your grandad tidy him away!'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"My parents have started spelling words around me, but they don't spell them right!"

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"The sound of your mom falling asleep wakes you up too?"

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"Norman won't collaborate."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."