Building A Pet House Pillows

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Shelter Cat Nap

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

A cock up of builders

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

Boarding House

'We wanted to maintain the integrity of the original house.'

Woodpecker House

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Plasterer skimming a wall

'Little Suzy Home maker'

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

Ant farm "Don't look to the sides, man!"

'D I Y log cabin for sale'