Bug Momma T-Shirts

Mother's Day in the Bug World...

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Balancing work and family

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"I had to skip my workout."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"First break since 2008."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Hassled Mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Jogging...

Luggage Mom

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Tired of fetching?'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"He wants a second opinion."

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'