Bug Humor Aficionados Mugs

'Don't tell me...you got rear-ended again?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'At ease, soldier.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

There was a nasty bug going around.

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"You drop yours first."

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

National Opera: Wriggletto

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

"We're only alive for one day, and you had to schedule dinner with the Hamiltons?"

Queen Bee Dies, Survived by 20,000 Kids.

'Miron, stop teasing your brother this instant or I swear I will eat you! Don't think I won't! Remember what happened to your older brother Milton?!"

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'This one looks good...you climb trees and hunt for bugs and get chased by social workers.'

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."