Bug-hating Introvert Gifts

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."