Buffet Fan Prints

'Looks like a new buffet opened up down the street. Feel like checking it out?'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Apple Pie Abduction

Hamlet

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Regular service or affected?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Flan-eating bacteria

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Champagne at the hunt

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Ducks on Trucks

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"Can I have a pony?"