Budgeting Buddies Prints

'I Thought you paid the bills LAST month.'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?' 'The most you can give me!'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"I just..."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"What comes after zillion?"

'Well I've finished the project on time and on budget!' 'Oh, that means I've given you too much time and too much money!'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

Overdraft limit.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

US Deficit

Squeezing a tight budget...

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'