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'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'I need a car I can't afford.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Stock market ups and downs.

"Bull market? Depends on which end of the bull we're talking about."

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

"My biggest problem is squatters."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

Wall Street. Taxi. (Crash test dummy tells cabdriver as he gets into a taxi.)

Wall Street Pothole

Birds laughing at a scarecrow.

"I've just had a look at my revised pension forecast..."

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."

Goldilocks IPO Investments: 'Too hot...too cold...JUST RIGHT'.

'I know we've got to save money, dear, but can't you use the phone like other people?'

Really Cheap Hotels.

Capitalism Dragging Man Off A Cliff

'I promised we'd eat out but looking at these prices I've decided to move the table into the garden. . .'

"Fine. As long as it doesn't involve spending money."

'The dollar doesn't buy much, so could I have my allowance in Euros?'