Budget Watchdogs Prints

'She's going to need a prescription for light-headedness, She fainted when I told her how much her meds cost,'

'What a rubbish story!'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Budget

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Police Statetion

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Legalish

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

EU Deal

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated