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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

Sam's Nation Building

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

Spiralling inflation

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

'I've spoken to my accountant. . . Looks like you need an operation.'

The cost of Halloween.

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

"Nope, still can't afford to buy it."

Vulture oil inc.

'It's been a huge success.'