Budget-savvy Superstar T-Shirts

When they said that current economic problems may need to a need for more self-reliance I think they were talking about DIY...

"We only got six days of funding."

The Walk of Shame

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'The test results are in. We've ruled out anything cheap.'

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

80 Million Euros for a football player.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"Sorry, we're trying to save money, hence the wind-up pacemaker."

"The swim team is really feeling those school budget cuts."

"Can't afford the headset so I'm wearing my eyeglasses case."

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"Thats where the party budget ran out."

'I'm not trying to be romantic. I've had my electricity cut off.'

'Oh, Honey...I know you want a little addition to the family - But we just can't afford a 48 inch flat screen plasma.'

Actually, not overspending on the latest fashion is the new black.

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

'I know you're watching the budget, but this isn't really doing justice to the battle of Waterloo.'

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

"It's a minimalist production-after we paid for the venue we couldn't afford a set."

'Cecil takes me to the museum every Saturday.' - 'What's he studying, economy?'

May's guide to looking cheap on a budget.

Economy clothing shop with barrels in the window

Mom's the world's greatest shopper. She buys all that stuff and the cashier gives her $40 cash back!

"Baldo, you need to set a budget for yourself."

"No, dear, putting the kettle on will only make things worse."

Shoppers fighting in a shop sale