Budget-savvy Athlete Prints

"The swim team is really feeling those school budget cuts."

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

When they said that current economic problems may need to a need for more self-reliance I think they were talking about DIY...

Tennis.

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."

"Shh, too much racket."

'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.'

'I used to play football for the love of the game. But now, in the pros, it's all just one big business.'

'I have to use it... it's not paid for yet.'

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

"Just look for something in my price range."

"I could only find a short stay conference zone so we are going to have to keep this meeting brief. Our budget is too tight to take any more parking fines this quarter!"

"The new minimum wage has had a big impact on the cost of providing social care..."

'Does that bill seem high to you?'

"We changed its name after the budget cuts were announced."

'Our offense needs some kind of spark off the bench. Get me some more cash.'

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."

I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter.

Budget Toupee

"No, dear, putting the kettle on will only make things worse."

"Baldo, you need to set a budget for yourself."

Green Fee $55. How much if we didn't use the green?

'Wow! This is an expensive golf course...a free drop costs ten bucks!'

"I could have bought the steaks you asked for...but then I remembered the kids will be starting college in only 7 or 8 years!"

Locker Tax.

'After six months of health club membership, extra aerobic classes, and exercise videos, I've lost five pounds and my entire life savings.'