Budget Saver Mugs

"I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boil twigs and chanting has cut our drugs budget in half!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"So much for password protected."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Fries and kids

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'