Budget Ninjas Prints

The Modern Liberal Arts Degree

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Piggy bank writing an article on 'How to save Money?'

Hipsters knit their beards.

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'

"Nana" Technology

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"

Ninja

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."