Budget Eaters Prints

"What's good tonight...under $5?"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Food Prices

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

Pizza By The Slice

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

Rene's Cafe: Eat dirt cheap.

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

"Because of what's been happening to food prices and our stocks, we will no longer throw away anything that resembles food..."

Paying for Food on Your Phone

'These prices are making me feel sick, Dear!'

"N&Ns are almost as good, and they're half the price.