Budget Conscious Walker Mugs

'Lose weight, save gas, walk.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

Percentage Lifetime Income.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"Mr. Chairman, distinguished guests, Gramm, Rudman, Hollings..."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Sam's Nation Building

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Hope that Medicare will kick in to help with my developing headache pain!'

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'Honesty is the best policy since I can't afford a slick lawyer.'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

'Sorry we've run out of money for meds but I can offer you this fantastic free mug and fridge magnet with our new logo.'