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'Let's begin your exam with a simple coordination test. Swipe your credit card.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"It's the hospital board performing surgery on the budget."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Man bites on stick - "That other painkilling method is of course a lot more expensive."

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'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'

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'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"I'm going to prescribe a generic placebo."

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

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"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

The management consultants recommended the use of more portable technology on the wards...but we couldn't afford laptops.'

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

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