Budget-conscious Families Mugs

"It's time to go home and put our parents into a panic over the upcoming back to school shopping season..."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Garage Music

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

Low income vampires.

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

Sam's Nation Building

Affordable housing

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Back to school expenses.

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce no-frills parenting.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."