Budget-conscious Educator Pillows

"I see the art budget's been cut again."

"We only got six days of funding."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Sam's Nation Building

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

Back to school expenses.

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

What's the difference between teacher kindergarteners and college students?

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

"Even though it's an honorary degree, we have to bill you for 4 years of tuition."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

'It's been a huge success.'

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'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

Goldfish in an office water dispenser

"It's time to go home and put our parents into a panic over the upcoming back to school shopping season..."

'Please - no more New Years resolutions with price tags!'

"... And thanks to Henderson's brilliant idea to economize on heating costs, he's saved the company hundreds of pounds!"

"Drinking fountains were too expensive to install, but we are providing a garden hose to drink from."

'We've had to lay off most of the nurses to pay for the locums...'