Budget-conscious Cook Prints

High electrical consumption

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Curry for Breakfast.

Pizza By The Slice

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

"It's time to go home and put our parents into a panic over the upcoming back to school shopping season..."

Which wine will go well with a limited expense account?

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

"We're a day late and four hundred million dollars short."