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'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

The Fiscal Cliff.

'Is there any way my debts could refinance each other?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Can you do better than 'It's going to cost us an arm and a leg'"

'To make our budget balance on of us has to die within the next six months!'

It was clear to Mrs. Bennis how the public school budget cuts were hurting students when she asked Danny for a math formula.

"These cuts to the IT budget have been brutal, huh?"

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

'We were broke, but since I switched to using the new math on our budget, we doing great!'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Pet Pork Projects.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'...Oh! THAT three trillion...?!'

"...And then we thought 'why waste all that money on planes'?"

We've got to cut the drugs budget somehow.. now pass me the bat droppings!

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"

'The economy will recover when we can somehow convince banks and consumers it's ok to loan and spend unwisely again.'

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

'I told you it was a risky tax cut!'

"Quick! Get someone from accounting up here."

DOH suggests GPs should 'outsource' to save costs.

"...Either food for the dog or filling up the car!"

Oil shock.

Godzilla versus the Deficit Monster

Who Should Sacrifice?

President Obama feeding the deficit monster.

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"