Budget Brainiac Mugs

TO DESCRIBE THE NHS BUDGET AS A 'BLACK HOLE' IS INNACURATE AND SIMPLISTIC...I THINK A 'YWNING BLACK CHASM STRETCHING DEEP INTO THE MOLTEN BOWELS OF THE EARTH' WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE!

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

The Map of the human brain

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

The intellectual.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Genius Envy

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Switch on brain

Child finding school too hard.

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Bigger Brain

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

X-RAY

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

The power of the brain

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."