Budget-be-damned Drinker Prints

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'Cuts in Roman times.'

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

"It was all we could afford in the end."

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

The cost of Halloween.

'Ask for a glass from the largest bottle. You'll get more that way.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

"My only problem with fiscal restraint is the restraint part."

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."

Mmmm... Eminently palatable yet slightly robust. And no corkage fee!

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

"Have you noticed? They're making everything smaller at the grocery store...but they're keeping prices the same!"

'This second prescription is to calm you down after you see the cost of the first one.'

"Turns out the training budget has been cut, so we'll continue doing things the stupid way for another year."

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"

Wine to suit every pockets

"The shop was so quiet I could hear your overdraft growing."

Coalition cuts: 'Hmm! Where to START?'