Budget Analyzer Prints

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

New contract favours 'business-savvy' GPs.

School Budget Cuts

UK budget 2021.

Consortia set to take over

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Who's got the hammer?"

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Keep the econoimy moving

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."