Budding Tattooist Pillows

'My first tattoo...'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Double Bass

Four children playing the flute.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Punk Reindeer

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Do I have to be creative?'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

How to draw a martian!

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Creative Baby.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Penny

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'