Budding Sportsman Prints

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Children playing football.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Is there a problem officer?"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

A child busking

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

Football Skills

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'It's not finished yet. It's still got to be painted.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Lemonade Futures

'Any more bright ideas?'

'My mother says I can't make anymore furniture for our house.'

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"She's changed so much since the sonogram."

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

"Goal!"

"So, you two idiots have gone and fused your heads together, eh? Well, maybe now you'll learn that an atomic laboratory is not a playground!"