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"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'Do I have to be creative?'

'All good things must come to an end.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Creative Baby.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Jackson Pollock as a child

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

Children's Publishing - Child's portrait of 'Our Founder'.

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Colours

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."