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"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

Investments.

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

I have a way of making £1000 from an investment of £10...but where do I get £10?

'How to make money in the stock market.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Hmph. College kids.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

SALE

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

The wrecking crew!

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Building Blocks.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'