Budding Health Economist Prints

'Isn't it time you talked to Tyler about the birds, the bees, and signing up for Affordable Health Care?'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

SALE

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

I need to set upmy own company.

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

Privatisation of the NHS

Take a pill so you won't be one.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Lemonade Survey

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."