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'Hmph. College kids.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

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Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

I need to set upmy own company.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

Building Blocks.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Pat My Dog $5

A child busking

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

"Don't quit now, we're halfway there!"