Budding Businessman Mugs

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

SALE

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

I need to set upmy own company.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

The early days of Warren Buffett.

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

Pat My Dog $5

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Lemonade Futures

Lemonade Survey

'Any more bright ideas?'

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

'How to make money in the stock market.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."