Budding Botanists Gifts

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Four children playing the flute.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Roses

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"You must have a green thumb."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

House plants

Gardener

Gardening new year's plans

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'It's not finished yet. It's still got to be painted.'

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"Why yes, business is blooming."

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

Gardening.

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'My mother says I can't make anymore furniture for our house.'

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

Cactus Man.

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."