Budding Barrister Appreciator Prints

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Building Blocks.

The wrecking crew!

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

A child busking

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

I think I'd like to make a motion at this time, your honor, but I cut a lot of classes in law school, and I'm not sure if I should make a motion to strike, or compel, or set aside a judgment, or

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

Oil Spill in the Bath.

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

A Born Politician

"You don't mind us shadowing you, do you?"

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

"He's so inquisitive! I wonder what he'll be when he grows up..."

"To be or not to have been...no, that won't do. To be or not to be, that is the conundrum. Hmmm..."

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

No, cruel nature, WHY?

M- Mouse, L- LCD.