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'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"Dad and his stupid bucket list."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"Good news. You're not ready for a kick-the-bucket list."

"It was on my Bucket List."

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"Have you seen the video, '20 Things To Do Before You Die'?"

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

"Yay! I finally get to swim with a dolphin!"

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

'Excuse his boring wine selection. You can't expect more from someone who has 'visiting a Walmart' on his bucket list.'

Things to do before you die...

'Where do I keep my bucket lists? Right there, in my bucket...'

'Just in case, I want you to shorten your Bucket List down to just one thing that you can do in this room.'

'What would I do if I only had one day left to live? That's a good question. Why do you ask?'

"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"

"The last thing I remember is checking off milk, eggs and bread before realizing I mixed up my bucket and grocery lists."

"My bucket list. As long as there are still items on it, I have reasons to keep on living."

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'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

"I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon after I died."

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List