Bubbly Pet Owners T-Shirts

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Bubbly

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Bathing the dog

"He was a sea rescue."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Champagne

Wine Pyramid

Prosecco

Champagne

Join me in a glass of champagne?

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

A little fizz?

Champagne

Sabrage!

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Prosecco

Lady drinking Champagne.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

Dog fetches dice

The night they invented champagne.

Wine Party

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Prosecco Drinker

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Champagne and Oysters

Bubbie Selfies

"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."

Fascinator

Champagne fountain.

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

Dogs with alcohol collars.