Bubbly Critic Pillows

"I get no kick from champagne."

Bubbly

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Kritik's Korner

The americanisation of vulture.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Champagne

Armageddon

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

Wine Pyramid

Prosecco

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

The suggestion box.

Champagne

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Join me in a glass of champagne?

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Champagne

A little fizz?

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Prosecco

Justin Timberlake

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Sabrage!

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