Bubbling Beaker Enthusiast Pillows

Nutty Scientist

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Bubbly

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Baking

Champagne

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Thank you bubbles

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Granny with balanced pie chart

Prosecco

Wine Pyramid

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Champagne

"A little under done?"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

I love bathtime.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."