Bubblegum Critic T-Shirts

'Wish kids would just bin their bubble gum!' (PAVEMENT COVERED IN BUBBLES)

Bubble Gum Farms.

Kritik's Korner

The americanisation of vulture.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Armageddon

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

The suggestion box.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Bubble Gum Dispenser

As Seen Watching TV

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

Justin Timberlake

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

'Any questions regarding our financial incentive program?'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Woke Jersey Shore

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Bubble gum kid

Emily Ratajkowski

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"