Bubble Wrap Warrior Mugs

Stamp out bubble wrap.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Baby on board.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Wallpapering with Nails

'No surf?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Senior citizen surfing.

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"Surf's up."

"Try thinking outside the plastic bubble wrap."

The college of my choice.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

Gus never found the perfect wave

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

'Since your offense was only a misdemeanor, our firing squad will pummel you with water balloons instead.'

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

You won't get seasick if you focus on something far away. Good --- I'll think about the federal budget being balanced.

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

'Safety on the beach.'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

'Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?'

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

Complaints: 'Yes?'