Bubble Safety Enthusiast Mugs

"While we don't believe in vaccination for our child, we're not entirely against keeping him safe and healthy."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Bubble Gum Farms.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

Baby on board.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Thank you bubbles

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'I wish I was creative'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'