Bubble Magic Lover Pillows

"This is a real Dada performance."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Bubbly

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Green Balloon

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Primitive magician

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Thank you bubbles

Champagne

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'I wish I was creative'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Wine Pyramid

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Prosecco

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Champagne

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."